face-high-five


slapping someone and leaving your hand on their face for more than 1 second. thus high fiving their face. if you remove your hand before 1 second has p-ssed, you have slapped your friend and thus subjected yourself the a slap in return.
“man you just slapped me!”
“no, i gave you a face-high-five. my hand stayed on your face for longer than 1 second.”

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