FACE LIFE
when everything you do is on facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
sample 1
dude to chick- can we go out sometime?
chick to dude- lets just chat on facebook and get to know each other.
dude to chick- stop having such a face life!
sample 2
loser- i have over 1,000 friends on facebook.
reality- n-body knows or likes you in real life.
a person’s activeness within the social network facebook.com games, friends, posts ect..
“how’s your facelife?” “kelly has a very active facelife” “tim has no facelife” as in doesn’t have a profile yet
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