Face like a slapped mule’s ass
ugly. only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule’s -ss when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let’s make it global.
annoying andy: so guy’s what do you think of hot new beau! ain’t she hot!
me: no she got a face like a slapped mule’s -ss
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