face-mode
when facebook has consumed your attention to the point that the only path to reality immersion is through clicking the logout b-tton.
dave: i think i have a problem..
mark: what’s up dude?
dave: well, i spent a lot of time looking at my friends photos.
mark: how long?
dave: when i was done i was on picture 339 of 400.
mark: ohhh. serious case of face-mode. i hear mysp-ce is workin on a cure.
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