Face Pony
(noun)
(1) a lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women s-xually and (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.
(2) a lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for s-xual gratification.
(3) lesbian-specific synonym for “player”.
i thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants s-x.
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