Face smashing phone


old rotary style desktop telephones used princ-p-lly today as a discreet weapon in the home. these units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. it has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.
barry came around the house looking for trouble, so i gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. he ain’t comin’ round here no more.

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