face-vacuum


a couple (not gender-specific) that kisses or makes out so frequently that their faces cannot be separated. (often accompanied by slurping and sucking noises.)
“i’m so sick of lila and joseph; they’re such a face-vacuum that all i hear when i talk to them is slurping.”

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