Faceaholic


a person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. these poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. they belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can’t wait for more of their mindless dribble. when in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother f-ckers, to get them off their screens.
tony : mike your boy eric is a faceaholic.

mike : i know he’s on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.

Read Also:

  • Facebook Fuckwit

    a facebook f-ckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on facebook. the facebook f-ckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook trying to increase the number of so called ‘facebook friends’, because in reality they have no ‘real’ friends and it makes […]

  • PoopybuttoCAT

    p–p on a cats -ss that is extremely smelly and nasty. it resembles diarrhea. whoa look p–pyb-ttocat. dang, that cat needs some showering.

  • Shahe

    the pure essence of r-t-rdation in human form. shahes have been known for taking their defensive stances while chanting “no no no no no no no no no.” a shahe ofter has the tendency to explode on contact with pengina… shahes love penginas… –all fireplaces are pr-ne to explode near shahe! shahe stop banging your […]

  • back-break syndrome

    back-break syndrome is when a girl ridiculously poses for a photo, putting her hand on her hip, sticking her -ss out as far as possible, and bending her spine backward. sometimes this pose accompanies a peace sign or duck face. “look at gemma, she’s posing for a photo like she has back-break syndrome. how ridiculous.”

  • concrete powder

    a skateboarding magazine created by the famous skateboaring company “west 49” kyle: hey dylan, did you pick up the concrete powder magazine at west 49? dylan: yeah! it’s real good!


Disclaimer: Faceaholic definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.