facebitching
a person that uses status updates on facebook to b-tch and complain about their problems.
“did you see steve’s status about his car breaking down?”
“g-d, i know. he’s faceb-tching again.”
when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of drama.
dude did you see niki’s post on facebook tearing in to rachel?
yeah, i’m tired of her faceb-tching.
complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a f-ck, hence the “b-tching” part.
facebook status: fucckkkk. i hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@
comment #1: who cares, stop faceb-tching about sh-t like this.
comment #2: quit being a faceb-tch and suck it up.
b-tching in a whining fashion on facebook and n-body really cares.
face b-tching status update: aw….i have to go to work again!? why me?
the act of always whining or complaining on social media sights. never posting anything positive or happy, the tendency to whine to whoever you have friended wether they wnat to here it or not.
did you read johnny’s latest post on facebook?
no, i dont have to.
why?
he is always face b-tching about someone or something.
yeah your right he is a face b-tcher for sure.
when someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone’s status
“lauren g-d he is such an -sshole”
lauren’s friends “g-d lauren is faceb-tching again, wonder who she’s talking about.”
or
rod-“rod bighorn says forget you”
rod’s gf “omg did i do something wrong??”
rod’s bff “omg is he mad at me??? i can’t tell since he’s faceb-tching”
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