Facebook assumption
a very common mistake among gossipy and gullible teens. its just making -ssumptions based on snooping people’s facebooks, such as -ssuming a guy wants to be with a girl if they have a back and forth wall post exchange. its easy to keep up with information like this because news feeds inform you about everyone’s activities and posts. can also be mysp-ce -ssumptions.
scenario 1: teen 1: dude, i think karl likes marissa, he posted almost 10 comments on her wall
wiser teen 2: naw man, don’t be making facebook -ssumptions. facebook posts do not an attraction make.
scenario 2: dude 1: i’m so juiced, that cute freshman just sent me 5 messages, i’m definitely asking her out now.
dude 2: man, she hasn’t even said hi to you in person yet. you’re making a facebook -ssumption. i expected more of you.
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