facebook baby shield
the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.
a: look at this picture of her daughter – that is one ugly baby.
b: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
a: facebook baby shield at work again.
use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one’s relationship status is definitely not ‘single’, or, if one is single, see baby c-ck block.
see facebook for examples of the facebook baby shield.
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