facebook binge


the act of going on facebook ‘just to check it for a few minutes’ and suddenly finding that it’s 3 or 4 hours later and you have no idea where your afternoon went. commonly occurs when ‘quickly checking facebook’ is used as a break in studying/tidying/other necessary but dull tasks.
oh dear, i was only checking my wall, but now it’s four hours later and i’ve still not started my essay… what a facebook binge.

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