FaceBook Blur
the stressful moment when you open a picture on facebook to see if a girl or guy is hot.. but the picture is blurry and still loading, leaving you unable to see the person’s face clearly for a few seconds or more… can result in chronic disappointment after the expected wait time of 15 seconds (depending on internet connection)
dude that facebook blur was totally disappointing… i thought she would be much hotter
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