Facebook Boob-job
the act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the b–bs.
it was false -ssvertising! she seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a facebook b–b-job!
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