Facebook Boyfriend
a guy on your facebook friends list that you add as your boyfriend. usually a joke put up by a single girl (or single guy). it makes one look like he/she is socially competent enough to actually get a steady man.
marc is my facebook boyfriend even though i only view him as a friend, and he is probably sleeping with 12 other girls and is also possibly gay. what a douche. but oh well – at least my parents won’t try to force me into an arranged marriage now.
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a funny way to spell or say looking. “hey mona, you’re lou king good today”
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