Facebook Buddha
your facebook friend that makes daily posts with motivational quotes or sayings made popular by east asian or indian philosophers.
chick: {{waking up for the day}} man, what a cr-ppy day ahead… wonder what that facebook buddha mark mcgrath will have to say today?
also
friend to other friend – “i get so sick of sandra bullock’s daily facebook buddha quotes… if i see another ghandi quote on there, i’m unfriending her.”
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