Facebook Certifiable
the process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out facebook status updates they put up.
dude 1- “wow that girl is hot as h-ll. i’m going to go talk to her.”
dude 2- “watch out man, she’s facebook certifiable. she’s a real nut job. proceed at your own risk.”
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