facebook coaches
facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game
8:43pm why in the h-ll did you run the ball?
8:45pm good p-ss! now get back in there
8:49pm what the h-ll was the ref thinking? we have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm touchdown! now we just have to go for 2
football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
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