facebook comedian
a person who seems to have a facebook for the sole purpose of cracking (often unfunny) jokes, usually in others’ status updates. in reality, they’re just looking for attention in a stupid way, and usually not even a real friend.
user 1: i can’t believe that all of my work was lost just now when the power went out.
-facebook comedian likes this-
facebook comedian: i can! ololololol
user 2: -ignores previous post by non-friend comedian- daaaamn dude. i’m sorry that happened to you.
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