Facebook countdown


when you’re feeling extremely happy (or occasionally awfully sad) that you can’t wait til getting home to upload your facebook status, thus ignoring your family at all.
you: i can’t believe it!i p-ssed the exam!i graduated!!

friend: oh,congrats dude! go home,your family must be anxious and wanting to hug you and celebrate!

you:no way man! i’m on the facebook countdown,,all i want is to upload my status.. my family will have time to celebrate then.

friend: you freak!

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