Facebook Creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pictures,their statuses, their wall posts, their picture comments, subscribed to random people, their pages, liking comments on statuses from other people,logs on faceboook out of instinct, liking people’s friendships, jumping from page to page,looking at people you dnt know and only have one mutal friend, adding people you don’t know just so you can see what your friends say to them and what they post. its a lot like stalking but on more than one person!
summer and sabrina text:

summer: “hey what are you doing?”

sabina: “…..”

summer: “you must be on faecbook it’s been like twenty minutes, who you creepin’on?”

sabrina: “i clicked on some girl’s page, and there was a comment from another girl, so i clicked on it and her name was karrissa and she looked like karissa would look like when she is forty!”

summer: “g-d you’re a facebook creeper!”

sabrina: “i’ll show you later”

summer:”yes!”
someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. it’s a little like stalking.
you – “what are u doing?”

me – “looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex”

you – “your such a facebook creeper”

me – “yea i know”
someone, usually of the opposite s-x, who creeps on someones facebook pages constantly. he/she likes and comments all their pictures to gain their attention. they also comment and like every status the other writes, even if they have no reason to, or it doesn’t pertain to them. they do this in hopes they will be noticed and be able to get with the person.
girl status: i’m so tired and my stomach hurts ;(
creep: (like)

girl posts a new picture
creep: likes and comments beautiful
girl posts another picture
creep: likes and comments again
and so on and so on…

girl: d-mn kim jason has been facebook creepin’ you hard likin’ and commentin’ all your pics and statuses.

kim: yeah dude is thirsty haha what a facebook creeper
someone who looks at people’s pictures and wall posts even if they have never talked to them before in their life.

if they really have no life, they post comments on photos that say things like “hoottt” or “ur so s-xxayy”

it’s stalking for the online generation.

andy: oh my god my sister’s friend’s are hotttt!
becky: ew facebook creeper.
one who lurks offline on facebook, never responding to posts and requests. keeps tabs on ‘friends’ but is never available to chat. an antisocial person on a social network.
i just unfriended that facebook creeper who never accepts my farmville requests.
people who take advantage of the new facebook layout to try and be part of other people’s lives, a.k.a, read wall-to-walls, look at pictures, and comment on everything.
man, sid is such a facebook creeper.

yea i know, he just commented on my wall-to-wall.

whatever, everybody knows that the new layout supports creepin’.
a person (usually female) that keeps sending you friend requests even though they don’t know you and you don’t know them. usually done in order to watch your comments in hopes that you’ll say something about someone they know. basically another word for a “snitch.”
you: “hey, you know sally james? she keeps sending me facebook friend requests.”

friend: “nope, she is a facebook creeper. whatever you do…don’t add that facebook snitch!”