Facebook Custody
the division of friends on facebook when a couple ceases to be together i.e. divorce, break up etc.
“hey, mich-lle un-friended me on facebook, but ricky is still my friend. didn’t they just split up?”
“yo, ricky got facebook custody of you dawg.”
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