Facebook Father
a divorced father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving father.
d-ck is such a facebook father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on fb.
man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. a facebook father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is father of the year.
see also: deadtweet dad
that facebook father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn’t paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.
Read Also:
- Fact Hat
an imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart. step one: sarcastically yell “wow! you just pull that out of the fact hat!” step two: motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket. step three: with […]
- lotchkifa
can be used as any word..created by kate kate katie and megan such as….b-tch ,f-ck ,sh-t, -ss ,c-ck, p-ssy, d-ck…you get it boy: ur ugly s-xy girl: wow ur a lotchkifa!
- Louiville
another name for a compound fracture. boy 1- “oh my g-d!! jimmy just got louiville’d!” boy 2- “his bone is sticking out! there’s blood everywhere!!!!”
- Mama Creampuff
an alternative name. usually used when describing a certain female’s job as a corner worker. oh, mama creampuff! you kidder!!
- mammerican flag
bikini top emblazoned with the american flag, often accompanied by a matching bikini bottom. on the fourth of july, jenny thought it would be cute to sport her new mammerican flag bikini.