Facebook felony
n. any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarr-ssing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating facebook photo alb-m or news feed item. facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.
news feed: you have been tagged in an alb-m. “how to make him forget about is girlfriend volume i”
mike: who the f-ck?…sh-t!…i can’t talk my way out of this facebook felony!!!
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