Facebook-glam
a verb that is used to describe a person that puts on a facade to their virtual viewer world via facebook. tools they may use to commit the crime are: photoshop, photo editors, enhancements of pictures, cropping, and anything else that makes the person look better on the internet, than they actually look in person. they will never be as glamorous as their profile! photoshop is for liars!!!!!!
did you see the girl that met me last night at the bar? she was so facebook-glam. she had giant love handles and other issues!
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