Facebook Glancing
a less creepy way of telling someone that you’ve been facebook stalking them for hours if not days.
boy: hey, how’s your job at panera bread going?
girl: how did you know i work there…?
boy: oh, i just was just facebook glancing you for a second last night and that’s what i noticed.
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