Facebook Iced
derived from “icing” or “getting iced”, a frat drinking game where bros ice bros. getting “facebook iced” is the sober nerdy alternative prank.
the rules are simple: if a person sees a smirnoff ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own smirnoff, in which case they can “ice block,” or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. in order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, partic-p-nts have devised creative ways of presenting them with ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a jameson package.
typical icing situation @ work: bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” dave asks. to his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ice.
in a “facebook icing” one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their facebook without being noticed. this has to be done with ninja like precision. the cherry on top of an “fb icing” is that you can create any kind of embarr-ssing situation for your “friend”.
fb icing example:
“shouldn’t have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, i totally sharted everywhere.
i totally grabbed tylers phone and facebook iced him while he was tryin’ to creep on that bebegurl!
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