Facebook Investigator
similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. the investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.
johnny: hey, did you facebook friend rebecca yet, so i can know her relationship status?
facebook investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.
johnny: thanks man, i owe you.
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