Facebook Jerk


the act of treating facebook as a p-rnographic medium through which one finds s-xual pleasure, often committing the sin of masturbation.
mark: omg did you see jamie’s new vacation alb-m. i swore in one picture you could see her b-tt crack
tom: facebook jerk!

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