Facebook Lag
that period of time you wait after getting a notification on facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.
instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted c-ck blocking
waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
john: oh sh-t kelly just sent me a message what do i say?!?!
alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
john: f-ck i already sent a dumb-ss response…
alex: you gotta work on your facebook lag man…you can
always get her ugly friend.
john: f-ck off
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