Facebook Makeover
when you sit down on your facebook profile and delete everything that gives people the wrong impression, bad pictures of yourself, old statuses that just aren’t that funny, links to awkward youtube videos..
when people creep your facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, so you need to make sure all those photos are s-xy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..
a perfect facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look s-xy.
girl, you’re really hot!, but your facebook makes you look like an ugly b-tch.. someone needs a facebook makeover
hey, you look s-xy, wanna meet sometime?
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