facebook mama
a mother who portrays herself on facebook (or any social media forum) as the exemplary “mom”; juggling household ch-r-s, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.
facebook post:”omg, sonny’s teacher called me while i was at work to tell me how good he’s doing! love you son!
translation: she finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, “h-llo, sonny made it to school 3 times last week. much better! he says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a facebook mama.”
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