Facebook Marriage


facebook marriage to where two people (normally both of the same s-x) decide to set their “relationship status” as married. normally used as a joke
jack is married to sam

jack: i’ve got a facebook marriage to sam

sam: but i’m happily divorced….
when two best friends marry each other on facebook because they’re tired of seeing their relationship status as, “single.”
julie changed her relationship status from “single” to “married”
hey, who you married to?
my best friend, because we’re forever alone. that’s the point of facebook marriage.
something that is as real as a p-rno
guy 1: how the h-ll is dylan married to nicole? they’re 16 and i’ve never seen them together.

guy 2: its a facebook marriage, of course its fake!

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