Facebook martyrdom


expressing a belief via a wall or status update on facebook with full knowledge of the inevitable disproportionate backlash and furore it will cause. this is usually carried out as a final act before facebook suicide.
me: you know what, i actually can’t stand katy perry. her music is cr-p. exhibit a: her latest hit ‘california girls’ shamelessly copies the instrumentation from ke$ha’s ‘tiktok’. her music is neither original nor artistic, typical of pop nowadays.
kpfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u’ll never be as happy or successful as her!
kpfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
kpfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
kpfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn’t just say that!!!!!
me: well, this is a typical case of facebook martyrdom…i have no regrets.

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