Facebook Masturbator
a person(male or female) who m-st-rb-t-s to pictures of other people on facebook.
sam is a facebook masturbator, he jerks it to pictures on facebook
this term is used to describe one who posts status updates, links, videos and or pictures, as well as other wall posts, and then goes on to “like” the posts. the indidual may have a phsycological disorder, as its obvious they like it. they posted it.
tyler: “did you see that viggo is going to get the new halo game tonight?”
skylar: “yeah, he posted it on facebook, and then he ‘liked’ it.”
tyler: “he liked his own status? what a facebook masturbator …”
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