Facebook meteorologist
an idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn’t already know that it’s pouring outside. we all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our friends list.
facebook meteorologist: omfg severe thunderstorm warning hide yo kids hide yo wife txt me lol(:
commenter: way to go, captain obvious. i had no f-cking clue.
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