Facebook mother
someone on facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don’t concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn’t invite them to. they offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. they make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. they tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break “because you deserve it, hon” and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife ” gets a little me-time”. they promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but n-body ever does.
sue: i see your facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again.
joy: yes, and if she wasn’t so darn nice i’d tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
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