Facebook nob


closely related to the facebook sn-b, the facebook n-b is known for:

– adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you–and you certainly don’t remember them.
– using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey b-tt spanker.
– using their status as an emo mood ring.
“hey, so i accepted an invite from a cl-ssmate even though i didn’t know who he was. his status is ‘…is lost without you’, and he just poked me with a bouquet of poisonous mushrooms.”

“awww, no way, that guy is a total facebook n-b!”

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