Facebook Offed
being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. usually limited to changing of one’s status and almost universally used to imply h-m-s-xuality in the victim. refers to the famous nicholas cage film faceoff and hte college humor sketch facebook off.
“so chris, last night your status was “chris loves to take it in the b-tt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. i love getting railed by dudes.” what was up with that?”
“oh, i left my profile up and i got facebook offed by my little brother.”
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