Facebook Parent
a facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. you think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.
-mary: having a bad day; wish i had more money.
-facebook parent: mary i know a great financial planner who could help you. also my sister in law is a credit counselor i really think you need to learn about money management.
-mary: last night was insane i cant even remember his name but i hope i see him again!
-facebook parent: mary you should be careful you could have been killed! what if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
i posted pics of my birthday party on facebook today and elisabeth commented that i need to wear clothes that cover more and that i should take some pictures when im not holding a bottle! she is such a facebook parent!
parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
friend 1: how was new york?
friend 2: it was the worst week of my life!
friend 1: really? your mom posted a pic with the caption ” best trip ever!”
friend 2: well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. my mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
friend 1: well that’s shallow.
friend 2: yea. they are facebook parents
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