Facebook Philosophizing
when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarr-ssing understanding of the poster’s intellect…
facebook status – “dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you’re least expecting it”
reader of facebook message – “this stupid b-tch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide
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