Facebook politics
the ridiculous which ensues after people don’t “accept” friendship requests or “delete” friends over stupid reasons. those who violently pursue an extended social acceptance and/or are upset when people don’t care they go f-cking mental, for really no decent reason at all.
john: “hey bro, my girlfriend’s mad. she said it’s cuz you didn’t accept her as a friend on facebook.”
jan: “but i don’t really like her. she’s a huge b-tch, no offense. why the h-ll would i add her; to see all my sh-t?”
john: “but she won’t blow me till you add her.”
jan: “f-ck this sh-t: facebook politics.”
^^ facebook politics. ruin everything.
1 more definition
occurs when there is an election in the near future, and everyone uses facebook to describe their political allegiances and affiliations. usually results in many chatting bullsh-t and things they read from wikipedia.
man 1: oh my g-d, a conservative government would be awful.
man 2: why?!
man 1: err……thatcher?
man 2: f-cking facebook politics
man 1: no way! obama is such a communist!
man 2: do you know what a communist is?
man 1: isn’t it like a n-z-?
man 2: pff…facebook politics
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