Facebook race


when two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.
don’t you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?’ ‘no. i don’t have a lunchbox.’ ‘not anymore.’ ‘facebook race!

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