Facebook rape

the access of a facebook account by a third party, unknown to the account’s owner, which alters and adds humiliating or otherwise derogatory words to the account’s profile for the purpose of a prank. the act usually takes place between friends after one leaves their facebook account logged in.
“aw man, someone totally facebook raped me…my only interest is ‘d-ld-ing menholes’ now. i gotta log off next time i leave the library.”
facebook rape occurs when an individual leaves facebook signed in and open to interference from a housemate, work collegue or other third party sc-mbag with nothing better to do.

such rape often results in personal details and profile pictures being changed to hillarious, often false but in some cases, true information. high levels of damage occur when the third party has long periods of time in which to rape your facebook.
“ah f-ck i left my facebook on and my details and picture have been tampered with in a hillarious manner against my will; i’ve been facebook raped!”

“engaged?! ive been facebook raped!”

“favorite movies: ‘farm boys 2 – pitch my fork’?! ive been facebook raped!”
this is when go on to facebook (or my sp-ce, bebo etc) under a friend’s user name because they’ve been silly enough to keep their account logged on unattended. once you’re on, to punish them for making this silly mistake, you then message random people random things, changing their status etc. (nothing offensive obviously). once the dirty deed is done, log off leaving them none the wiser.
‘i went went on facebook on a pal’s computer, i forgot to log off and got facebook-raped!’
the act of repeatedly updating a friend’s facebook status when he leaves the room to take a sh-t. although it was against his will, his repeated lack of awareness proves that he was asking for it.
matt: dude, i totally wrote this thing on jason’s facebook status about sucking c-ck for like the third time.

gary: man, i really admire your persistence! he was really asking for that facebook rape.
when facebook “upgrades” a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
this violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.

also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in camden new jersey)
sh-t! the latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke b-tton into a new cl-sterf-ck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! f-ck you zukerberg!
the facebook rape, more commonly referred to as facebook raping, is the art of sneaking into someones room while they are in the toilet/brushing their teeth/getting a gl-ss of water/etc and updating their status to things like “brokeback mountain is my fav movie” and “last nite i cried all through the notebook”, facebook raping can also include changing someones info to make them look gay.
andrew: tony i just facebook raped blake.

tony: -laughs- this is gonna be good.

blake: f–k you guys, who said i love the notebook.

andrew: -laughs-

tony: -laughs-
when someone gloms onto your thread, not comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are posting about repeatedly.
stephanie was facebook raped by melissa with her “it’s all about me” stories.

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