facebook raped


when one leaves ones facebook profile on unwittingly and ‘friends’or otherwise change ones staus or comment on people page to make you look an idiot/pervert/sick freak etc
or
an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else’s devious work.

e.g 1
ryan’s status
ryan: is gay and loves men up the b-m b-m yum yum…and smells

two hourslater,
ryan: oh sh–ingmother-%$-£r someones changed my status…i’ve been facebook raped!!

e.g 2

mate 1: why the h-ll did you write ‘i love you’ on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm… oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..
a term used referring to the social networking site facebook where users are able to update their “statuses” and share with other users what they are doing. when a person is facebook raped, it means a friend of theirs have hacked into their facebook profile and posted a status suggesting that they are or have engaged in some sort of s-xual activity.
status: eliza roberts is being taken from behind by chris…and loving it!
eliza: “sh-t, who just facebook raped me?”

status: dean jones just had a foursome with three hot men and is now exhausted!
dean: “f-cking h-ll!!! i didn’t post that status, my friend max facebook raped me.”
when friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay s-x.
facebook: “i love men… facebookraped.com!”
victim: “sh-t, i’ve been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they’ll visit facebookraped.com”
to have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your s-xual preference, your status etc
it is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped…..as with actual rape.
funny guy: “…i raped someone last night. i’d been thinking about doing it for ages…and i saw an opening- an opportunity…so i just…i just did it. i raped my cousin and it felt so frickin’ good.”

freaked out friend: ohmygod…ohmygod…you’re kidding?? what!?!? you raped your cousin…ohmygod! i have to tell someone! i have to tell the f-cking police!! ohmygod- i’m perverting the course of justice by not telling the effing cops!! oh my f-cking god!!!!
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funny guy:….facebook raped, dude!!! i facebook raped my cousin, you f-cking r-t-rd!!!

freaked out friend:………………boo you, wh-r-.
a hale of face book messages coming in all at once, usually involving weird -ss facey things
guy 1: omg my pc lagged so badlly
guy 2: why??
guy 1:i was being facebook raped!!!

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