facebook shithead

someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn’t know sh-t from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!
sue- “whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u”.

me- “learn to spell you facebook sh-thead”

jack- “i love life, i love all of you. thank you world. etc
me- ” this guys a total facebook sh-thead”
what many atheists are. the facebook sh-thead generally talks a load of trash at religion (even though they know nothing about religion) on facebook and spams their friend’s feed whenever they use the word “g-d” even if it’s non-religiously (i.e “oh my g-d! i just won a ps4!”). they dedicate all of their online time to talking against religion and end up talking more about religion than any religious person in the world.

facebook person: “jesus christ! my wife is pregnant!”
atheist who is stalking his -ssociates on facebook: “jesus christ doesn’t reel! you believe in sky daddy! flying spaghetti monster is out there if you believe in a god! believing that the universe came from nothing makes a load whole more sense than theism!”
facebook person: “dude. f-ck off. i don’t give a sh-t about your atheism and if you really think everything coming from nothing is more logical than the concept of everything coming from something then you’re an idiot.”
atheist who is stalking his -ssociates on facebook: “prove jesus existed. the onus is on you!”
facebook person: “no. the onus is on whoever makes the claim and you proclaimed that jesus “doesn’t real” which i presume means that you think he didn’t exist even when historians say he did. there is also extra-biblical evidence for him from the records of pliney the younger, tactius and josephus. therefore the onus is on you to disprove him and these records since you made the claim.”
atheist who is stalking his -ssociates on facebook: “okay he existed but there is no god! we came from nothing!”
facebook person: “what evidence do you have to support that claim?”
atheist who is stalking his -ssociates on facebook: “science!”
facebook person: “like what?
atheist who is stalking his -ssociates on facebook: “umm, quantumm physics. i don’t understand it but my gay atheist friend told me that it debunks g-d and that he was told this by another atheist on reddit.”
facebook person: “and you believed that anecdotal claim?”
atheist who is stalking his -ssociates on facebook: “yes.”
facebook person: “and you took it on faith?”
atheist who is stalking his -ssociates on facebook: “yes…i..oh…”
facebook person: “you idiot. next time don’t talk sh-t. i won’t pretend to be a quantum physicist but i know enough of science to know that it doesn’t debunk g-d simply because it explains how things work. i also know that there are actually many physicists such as paul davies who believe in g-d. peter higgs, although an atheist himself, also said that there were scientists in his field who did believe and said that his non-faith wasn’t based on science but on his personal perception of the world. point being that science can be interpreted by anyone to support their atheism or theism and it’s all based on perception. at the end of the day though it’s irrelevant and we’ll only know for certain when we’re dead. so stop stalking me you facebook sh-thead and get a life!”