facebook slip
when you get on your computer for a specific reason and somehow wind up on facebook completely forgetting your original purpose.
loosely based on the concept of a freudian slip
“yes, professor, i know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense i experienced a facebook slip. in all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research.”
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