Facebook Sprung
when two couples have been dating for only two months or less and telling each other “i love you” & talking about each other on fb and posting some annoying -ss lovey dovey bullsh-t on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as f-ck…
guy post status about gf: i love her so much. i wanna marry her!
friend comments: how f-cking cute! and how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
gtfo you’re facebook sprung
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