facebook wait
the invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on facebook and receiving your first ‘like’ or comment. due to the crushing pressures of facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
guy: you okay man? you’re shaking real bad.
guy 2: f-cking facebook wait, man, i posted that quote a half hour ago and still n-body’s commented. can’t f-cking concentrate until i at least get 1 like.
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