Facebook Wife
like facebook girlfriend, a facebook wife is a false wife on facebook that you’d like to go out with, but you don’t have a chance.
sometime used to draw attention to 2 people, not as a couple, but as someone who has someone else.
person1: dude, will you facebook marry me?
person2: ohyeah, sure! i’d love to have a facebook wife <3
ex2:
person1: wanna facebook marry me so we get more attention?
person2: yeah.. i've been single too long.. i need a facebook wife>_>
ex3:
person1: your married now?
person2: yeah, shes smokin, we do everything together. 😉
person1: ohmygodimsojealous… wanna go out sometime?
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